So i just received an e-mail which began:
\nHi, Peter,
\nThank you so much, I know I have a gem in you.<\/p>\n
And my thought process was something like this:
\n“How did they get a gem inside of me without me noticing?”
\n“Thats rather intrusive… they should have asked first!”
\n“Oooh, I wonder if the gem is worth much.”
\n“Perhaps I should try and remove it.”
\n“Nah, it probably wouldn’t be worth going through surgery for.”
\n“Oh wait… thats just a figure of speach… damn…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So i just received an e-mail which began: Hi, Peter, Thank you so much, I know I have a gem in you. And my thought process was something like this: “How did they get a gem inside of me without … Continue reading