So i just received an e-mail which began:
Hi, Peter,
Thank you so much, I know I have a gem in you.
And my thought process was something like this:
“How did they get a gem inside of me without me noticing?”
“Thats rather intrusive… they should have asked first!”
“Oooh, I wonder if the gem is worth much.”
“Perhaps I should try and remove it.”
“Nah, it probably wouldn’t be worth going through surgery for.”
“Oh wait… thats just a figure of speach… damn…”